Dear Movie Theater Goers:
Do you want a Hi-C, an Icee, or an Iced Tea?
Please speak clearly.
Your Ever Attentive Staff
And as you hear them explain themselves
And then you see everyone you went to high school with…
along with 10 million hott guys…
so ima act like i just never read that
Whites discovered a place that was already inhabited by the rightful Natives who were already there who also found Christopher Columbus drowning at sea and saved him. We know what happened next. Let’s not forget Amerigo Vespucci btw