capbuckybarnes:

boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’

ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’

unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day


finally, a soup that’s right for me

finally, a soup that’s right for me

Reblogged from Welcome to the grid
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

tatiana-knight:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.
I miss you the most at night. When everything is quiet and the silence reminds me that I’m not sleeping next to you.
— 1120miles   (via einhorny)
tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

desertcolussus:

horror-and-the-macabre:

most girls suck at video games either way sadly. just stop calling yourself a nerd for playing video games when your palette consists of the call of duty franchise.

You know what, no. no no no no no no. you’re pathetic. 

lemme tell you something. I play video games because when I was 5 years old, my dad would always play zelda with me. Im 15 now and my dad passed away last year. I share this because to me, your comment makes me feel like everything I’ve done with my dad, playing zelda and super smash brothers together, all of it- was wrong. because I’m just a girl, I automatically SUCK at video games. And it makes me  feel sorry that you’re such a sexist piece of shit, that you can just assume that because I’m a girl, I not only suck at these games, but I specifically play shitty fps games and call myself a nerd for it. I do not call myself a nerd, I call myself someone who plays video games to get some stress away, which is much more than you will ever be. 

By the way, based on your blog, I can easily tell how much of a disgusting degenerate you are. thank you. 

"Mine."

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